an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.
by wet armadillo April 18, 2011
When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.
After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet October 05, 2015
Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.
You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007
John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.
by Broomy3 January 10, 2012
A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach
by Young Roach March 23, 2012
not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation
f*ck you, badger shagger
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006
by mc 18 inch buddha October 30, 2008