Kill all tires 

To slay or to destroy tires in an aggressive fashion, Ex: drifting, burnouts, hooning, etc.

The man exclaimed “kill all tires!” And while he shredded his 240sx

Kill all tires by Slapgod May 10, 2019

American Airlines Tired 

Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.

Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.

American Airlines Tired by jeffsmith96162 September 4, 2019

tired

Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.

Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!

tired by humpstick November 14, 2003

chirped the tires 

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.

1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!

chirped the tires by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Tired White Man Blues 

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.

Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.

Tired White Man Blues by LegendOutlaw December 6, 2009

tirerrhea 

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.

I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.

tirerrhea by Al Peterson January 18, 2008

I'm Tired

1. Not being able to go to sleep because of a project due and you rant to google about it

2. When someone asks you if you're okay when you're really not, so you don't have to explain why you're not okay.

3. What a female says when she's indicating she doesn't want sex.

I have this 10 page essay due tomorrow.
*Goes to Google*
"Google I'm tired. "

"Hey, you good, dude. You look horrible."
"Yeah, I'm just tired."

*Rolls over in bed*
"I don't feel like it tonight. I'm tired.

I'm Tired by PaperBagTuesday October 17, 2018