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Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.
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thorade

Dood stop being a thorade
by sk8terlater January 12, 2008
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Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
by THE Thor May 25, 2011
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Thoraxxis

To choke on another mans cum cause it doesn't taste like your dad's.
I got ganged raped by three homeless dudes and I totally pulled a Thoraxxis
by Doc King October 27, 2011
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thonka

a "thonka"(thon-kAH) is usually used towards a girl who is asian but acts stupid or childish for no reason.
lol vanessa quit acting like a thonka before i sock you in the throat
by shitacid November 12, 2015
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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Thor

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does

verb

1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."

"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."

"That thor aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun

"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."

"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb

"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
by Harambe4prez December 1, 2016
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