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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
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thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.
They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.
by John in Chicago February 21, 2024
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Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.
“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”
by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025
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Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle
by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018
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Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.
Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.
by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024
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hes thirsty

hes thirsty means when he wants the vigina
katy :he keeps on staring at my ass
katy's friend:hes thirsty
by big ass lexi big boob tyra February 4, 2016
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Thirsty 30s

When a men or woman is newly divorced, and there thirsty for sexual adventure
Becky just divorced her high school sweetheart and is so thirsty 30s right now
by zooted3000 November 27, 2021
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