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Todd

You think Karen's bad? Fuck man. Just wait til you mean her flat earther husband, Todd.
by Tomstah July 22, 2020
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patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
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Toddness

The act of being a teacher, a dj, day drinking, and complaining about liquor sales.
That dude’s Toddness is showing.”
by Kakyoinsredcherry2737 December 14, 2021
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Todd

Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman

Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.

Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .

Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
Look at Todd trying to drink , omg he fell
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
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Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.
by Punjab January 14, 2013
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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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