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used tampon

penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes
"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard June 20, 2016
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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
by Edwina rose February 17, 2024
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Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
by Snoopmog October 9, 2022
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