Two scoops

1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.

1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"

by CTSR June 11, 2006

louisville butter scoop

1. n. A dynamic, amorphous phrase used to identify fleeting ideas in one's head or potential objects in ones possession. Generally used by those under a combination of great stress and the effects of self medication.
2. n. A mixed alcoholic beverage of great strength.

1. "Baby hold my louisville butter scoop while I inflate this, please."
2. One more Louisville Butter Scoop and this young man is going to need an ambulance.

by Acidophilus September 6, 2004

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

triple scoop

The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.

Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.

by Kim-Jae December 26, 2007

Scoop n' Gloop

When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and slowly consumes the contents.

I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!

by Brick_On_Your_Wall August 27, 2021

Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009

texas two scoop

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

by mallot January 13, 2008