Pocket Rocket

A boner

“Oh Tyler over there has a pocket rocket”

by Uhhhwtf April 19, 2018

Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers

You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"

by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018

J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.

Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."

by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009

Sad Pockets

A female who is not fortunate enough to have that nice, volumtuous, thick, mindblowing -- FATTY. In fact, the batch has - NO BOOTY.

That skank's butt is flatter than a piece of paper..SAD POCKETS.(to the tune of the Hot Pockets song)

by J-crackem January 25, 2008

hog pocket

Derived from cutting a hole in your pants pocket and putting your dick in it.

That guy was digging around in his pocket like he had a hog pocket!

by knujscire June 22, 2016

Pus Pocket

General a reference to a dirty prostitute or street walking, filthy, toothless meth whore. However, can refer to any old dirty snatched skank.

Gary picked up a prostitute after work. They parked in a vacant lot but never did the deed because he could smell her snatch before her panties were off so he tossed that pus pocket out on the curb and drove off.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016