Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared

A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.

Your such a Jared Gay

by Kiwiz37 October 8, 2019

Jared

In love with a kid named Ryan

Jared loves Ryan

by Conoro32 October 12, 2022

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020