jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017
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solo poly hijabi amputee

This refers to a viral poster shared throughout Twitter in 2024. It was memed and ridiculed as "too woke" due to it featuring a black hijabi character whose one leg is replaced with a pirate hook who explained "solo polyamory" in a seemingly confusing manner.
"when i'm in a woke-off battle but my final opponent is the black solo poly hijabi amputee: "
by repufolklore November 24, 2024
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Solo

Leena: You want to meet up in Oxford Circus for a drink?

Troy: Nah, I think I'm going to stay in Solo tonight
by Da Fish April 14, 2016
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Han Solo

Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.
She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.

Devastated...
by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018
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solo pantsdown

Hey, had an amazingly fabulous solo pantsdown last night, I blew my own mind LoL
by Nadine Seuss January 27, 2025
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solo jacking

Roger, please, you gotta teach me everything you know about solo jacking!
by PaganRaccoon August 20, 2024
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Goku solos

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Goku. The power-set is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the nuance will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Goku's omnipotent aspects, which is firmly rooted in quantum field theory. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this exponentially important character, to realize that he's not just a character in a comic book, but that he is beyond that. As a consequence people who dislike Goku are truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the complexities associated with his Final Crisis story, which in itself is a cryptic reference to Erwin Schrödinger's Many Worlds Interpretation.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Grant Morrison's genius wit unfolds itself within the pages of not only the comics, but in their very minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goku tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.
Mental retarded simpleton: Goku is a fodder character, Anos no diffs
People with at least 200 IQ who are intellectual: Your one-sided mind as a normal dumb simpleton can't understand the physics's that involves Goku, who is a character above your bad written Arnos, in conclusion for your simple mind to understand, Goku solos.
by DBGT fan January 25, 2024
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