stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

Giggle Rocket

Something you have when you laugh so hard that shit flies out your asshole.

"Man, that movie was so funny I had a giggle rocket."
"When the special man fell over my giggle rocket splattered on the wall."

by Floaty potato December 6, 2018

Skeet Rocket

When a guy busts a load into a girls mouth or nose and she then projectiles it out of her nose as a snot-rocket

My buddy Drew totally busted in this girls nose the other night but she showed him with the skeet rocket she left on his chest after.

by Dj Sneed April 30, 2011

Butt-rocket

Sticking crank up your butt to get high.

The fags did a butt-rocket and then beat off together.

by psychofreak December 4, 2007

Moon Rockets

term used for sagging breasts which point down at a sharp angle

Those moon rockets were pointed south like a polish compass.

by xtnjnz March 19, 2010

Hawg Rocket

A slang term for penis, in the same spirit as johnson, meat missile, etc. This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her superior BJ skills had produced an impressive froth on my hawg rocket.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Rocket Lag

Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.

Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!

by ajf212 September 13, 2011