Jia Li

A person who is annoying and does not listen to other's opinions. Someone who whines and throws tantrums.
This person is a Jia Li!
by ajhdbca August 8, 2020
mugGet the Jia Limug.

Black Lies Matter

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.
by O. W. Tongueincheek April 14, 2024
mugGet the Black Lies Mattermug.

chih li

A MAN THAT IS SO HOT THAT HIS NAME IS CHIH LI SO HE CAN COOL DOWN ;)
Person 1: "wow it so cold in here"

Person 2: "yea, my balls are shrivelled"

Person 1: "you could say it chih li"
Person 2: "ha.ha.ha?"
by bigpussyboi May 29, 2017
mugGet the chih limug.

LI

Stands for 'laughing inside'. It's a variation of lol but due to being shouted at by my boss for being too giggly and distracting I now dont feel I can use lol when speaking to my colleagues over our internal chat program... we must adapt to living in silence.
LI that's so funny! *he says over chat without making a peep*
by Sterra June 5, 2019
mugGet the LImug.

Chong Li

The Asian guy that works hard to achieve his goals. Usually the Tech guy in the group. He socializes a lot but only stick to a few close friends.
Louis: i hate coding...
Gay alan: that's because you're not Chong LI
by master lolo December 2, 2022
mugGet the Chong Limug.

Dirty Ella-li

A dirty ella-li is the act of your significant other venting to you in a call and you jerking off to her troubles.
I gave a Dirty Ella-li to my girlfriend yesterday!
by DallyCarter August 16, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Ella-limug.

Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
mugGet the Woman lied to a doctormug.

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