Headie Gym Cock

What your girlfriend has gone to find when she has been missing for a while. Grade-A sexy man cock.

"You know where she went. That slut went to go get some of that headie gym cock."
"These girls love this headie gym cock."

by Headie Gym Cock Jon February 05, 2009

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High School Gym Class

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain

"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

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Jungle Gym of Love

A female that engages in rough sex play in which parts of her anatomy are subjected to extraneous amounts of force and tugging, in a generally swinging motion while on all fours by a partner usually operating from underneath.

Joe: Man, look at Jenny, she's pretty beat up.
Mike: Yeah, Tony was on the Jungle Gym of Love last night.

by Gordon G March 12, 2008

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My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 08, 2006

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