Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

testicle

Small enclosed cubical area used by technicans.

I am a lead technician. I have 8 testees that report to me and they work in those testicles over there.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch

Please knee me in my testicles.

by Danny December 12, 2003

testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

yay!

by nutsack June 11, 2003

Toronto Testicle Tap

When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.

Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.

by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

testiclats

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.

"She went straight for the testiclats"

by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005