TEASEPOON

MALE EQUIVALENT OF A COCK TEASE.

A GUY WHO GETS A GIRL ALL WORK UP BUT DOESN'T SEAL THE DEAL IS A.... TEASEPOON

by SQUITO4d August 13, 2011

talk tease

A long, lost acquaintance who initiates a conversation through a social utility and then doesn't follow through.

Her: My BFF from public school messaged me on Facebook. I wrote back but she never replied.
Him: What a talk tease!

by Happy Safe Bear January 13, 2009

spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

blinker tease

When the driver in front of you flips his or her blinker on at the last possible second causing you to slam on the brakes.

Or

When he or she engages the blinker too early and drive past multiple turn options.

Shannon: Slow down! They're turning!

Kristen: Ugh, damn blinker tease.

by Zych December 30, 2008

stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.

"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military

by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011

cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp

Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!

by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to turn on a female. Strongly resembles a teapot.

His {teapot tease} is so sexy!

by teapot1 May 12, 2016