Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023
Get the Ted Murphymug. Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024
Get the Ted Chadmug. Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
Get the tedmug. Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Ted King as Senator Bartlettmug. a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).
Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!
Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.
Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.
by dr gummy March 19, 2021
Get the Ted Van Burenmug. by UltimateDoge June 4, 2023
Get the Ted Nungentmug. Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022
Get the Cousin Tedmug.