technodrama

A drama or bad event caused by an I.T. based failure or malfunction.

Friend: "Coming for a beer after work?"

I.T. Manager: "I can't buddy, we've had a real technodrama today, I need to work late to fix it"

by Ed Jones - Leeds August 4, 2009

Technoexec

A corporate executive who is driven by technology, gadgets, and internet trends.

Hey did you hear Max our fearless Technoexec just installed a new Sony bluetooth HD TV with RSS feeds to his Twitter tweets and Iphone display. This will change the way we all work foreever

by DLPeugh August 18, 2009

techno pas

Any faux pas by technical means.

Permutations:

chat pas

text pas

blue pas

dog pas - dog farts when your with new girlfriend

My buddy was droping f-bombs over bluetooth speaker in my car with young daughter present, a real techno pas.

by shanj1 January 23, 2010

technocream

1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.

2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.

1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.

2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.

by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010

Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

Techno Hug

The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.

A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance

When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!

by AndyG + Granny P November 28, 2010

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011