Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

Cum Tease

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"

I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...

by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

cock tease

Another name for a cocktail that has far less alcohol in it than mixer.

Scott ordered a single liquor in a tall glass. He didn't order a cocktail, he ordered a cock tease.

by absolut692 June 19, 2009

taser

A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.

Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.

by Master Batter October 31, 2008

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009

Sock Tease

Sock Tease is a guy that wears their socks knee high

Showing too much sock

That dork thinks he's hot! Yeah he's trying to be a Sock Tease.

by stencilneck March 28, 2009

Teamers

The 9 year olds in Murder Mystery that uses sonic the hedgehog as a hairstyle and suck so badly at the game so they team, and probably also online date.

A player with braincells after explaining the rules of the game: "And that's why you don't team."
Teamer1: "bUt iT sAyS nOtHinG aBoUt tEaMerS sO wE cAn dO tEaMInG!11"
Teamer2: "tHaTs rIgHt!!11111"
Every other player that also has braincells: *s t a r e s*

by Chee2 February 13, 2021