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Tear Trace

tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.

Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace
1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*

2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*

3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.
by Oldwisehagg June 30, 2015
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Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.
Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.
by TeaMun March 12, 2017
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Tears of reflection

Tears Of Reflection is a 5 piece post-hardcore/screamo band from South Wales, U.K. The band consists of Dual vocalists ( 1 screamer, and 1 normal singer) a bassist, a guitarist, and a drummer.

In 2011 the band are playing festivals such as greenbelt, and Rheola festival.
Tears of reflection to play greenbelt 2011
by Joe-ftw December 14, 2010
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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
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96 Tears

Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're way on top now since you left me
You're always laughing way down at me
But watch out now, I'm gonna get there
We'll be together for just a little while
And then I'm gonna put you way down here
And you'll start crying ninety-six tears
Cry, cry
And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top
You'll be right down there, looking up
And I might wave, come up here
But I don't see you waving now
I'm way down here, wondering how
I'm gonna get you but I know now
I'll just cry, cry, I'll just cry
Too many teardrops for one heart to be crying
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears
Come on and let me hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears, woo
I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh, ninety-six tears, cry, cry, cry
Come on, baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Uh, ninety-six tears, yeah, come on now
Uh, ninety-six tears

96 Tears
by Death Menace June 20, 2023
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Nigger Tears

When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum
by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009
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