Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoo on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she had a bunch of ho-tattoos. She is naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo

A series of stitches tattooed on the left hand and forearm of a bisexual person to indicate the multifacetedness of their sexuality.

Woah! That's a nice Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo!

by アノン December 7, 2022

Boomer Tattoo

The scar left by the smallpox vaccination.

I see you have a boomer tattoo on your arm. Man, you are old!

by GulfgirlReturns December 12, 2022

Tattoo

The secret word for hickey

Lemme give you a tattoo on your neck without using tattoo ink.

by Mr.GoKuWitDaDeuce December 12, 2022

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

give up tattoo

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.

Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."

by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021

In betitty tattoo

Modern version of a tramp stamp made famous by Rihanna. Usually an indication that trouble is on the horizon. When approached by this species, consider witness protection or creating an alternate alias immediately.

Bro 1: did you see that girl with the in betitty tattoo?
Bro 2: (Hands Bro 1 bible). Ask for forgiveness for your sins or you will surely perish.

by Group12 March 16, 2021