mod ting

a girl you talk to online alot but you dont talk to each other at all in real life

see susan there bro?
yeah
she is my mod ting

no fucking way

by wackypaki121 April 10, 2016

fuck the ting

1) a general expression of outrage and annoyance - originated during a game of hotel room basketball whereupon if a shot was missed the player who took the shot would generally shout FUCK THE TING as loud as he could.

2) Another expression for "allow that"

3) pseudonym for WHOAHHH

Upon missing a basketball shot - " FUCK THE TING MAN"

Suddenly realising that an outrageously banterful tour is coming to an end - "FUCK THE TING WERE GOING HOME"

eating some shit food - " Fuck the butters food ting"

FIT GIRL - "FUCK THE TINNGGGG :D"

by Cherryboy and the sawggerdons April 15, 2011

diesely tinge

When a female has diesel fuel in the vagina and then queefs.

Last night I hooked up with this trucker chick, the air had a diesely tinge to it the whole time.

by b0ggs August 03, 2011

Mad Ting

A mad ting is a mad ting

my days g, that lad is a mad ting

by mad tingggggg May 04, 2020

ting ting my ding ding

Ting ting my ding ding is an innocent way of saying "touch my weenie".

Jarred texted me "ting ting my ding ding", do you think he likes me?

by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017

boom ting

when youre reall happy and/or excited, you yelp out in amazement by shouting "BOOM TING".

boom ting is also an act of cum shotting in someones face. this is a widely used word in north west london, united kingdom. its especially common among mandem who cum in the faces of the gyal dem.

its also something really good.

" ohh snap, i just got a PS3. BOOM TING BLAD!"

"easy gyal, let manz boomting in youre face, get me. ahh yeah, damn i love boomtinging in youre face"

"wow, her breasts are boom ting"

by Snypa. January 23, 2006

Side Ting

British Slang most commonly used b South Londoners which is also another word for 'Side-dish' and 'Side-bitch'. It means someone who is clingy and seems like they will leave the bigger man's / women's side. They are irrelevant and powerless.

Nah cuz, stop gettin' rude Kesley's my Side Ting.

by Parallelogram April 28, 2017