sampscum

Sampscum (n.) That sticky film that is left around your Bathub that you can't easily get rid of.

Sapmscum (v.) A low down dirty act of pursuasion that knows no bounds.

Sampscum (adj.) To resemble filth, or scum.

(n.) The bathroom was sampscum, an air of putrescence arose from every corner.

(v.) His borther had nearly married, but he had managed to sampscum her away from him. Now he left her used, and broken.

(adj.) The grease monkey looked sampscummy and discheveled, but he was not nearly as sampscummy as the lawyer that came to forclose on his shop.

by Firebrand Johnson October 17, 2006

Sympathey Head

The act or performance of fellatio immediately following a tragic event or accident.

1. ) Hey Mel! If I break my arm jumping off this tree fort would you give me sympathey head?!?!
2. ) YES! Just got my wisdom teeth out, time for SYMPATHEY HEAD.
3. ) So I was walking down the street when I saw the mail man trip, and this stay at home mother immediately ran out to give some sympathey head.
4. ) If Chris thinks hes getting sympathey head over that bullshit, hes got another thing COMING!

by wordsRus June 3, 2009

Sympathetic Vomitter

1. A person who vomits at the sight of someone else puking

Guy #1: Man, I hate working at Chuck E. Cheese! When a little kid puked the new cashier threw up after watching. Now I have to clean up both!
Guy #2: Sounds like she's a sympathetic vomitter

by mimimimimi June 30, 2009

Sympathy Sale

A sale made because the customer feels sorry for a store-owner that stands there forever never selling anything.

Usually made after walking past the store/stall on separate occasions and seeing zero customers every time.

Sonia: Hey, have you ever seen that guy with the hot corn in the mall actually sell any?

Andy: Nah I never have, I kinda feel sorry for him.

Sonia: Yeah same, that's why I bought some corn today, he was freakin ecstatic!

Andy: Ahh, a sympathy sale. Nice.

by HPfag February 6, 2010

Symphony of Win

The exact opposite of Crescendo of Suck. When WIN just doesn't express the awesomeness of something.

Meeting a girl in a club who not only buys her own drinks, but is willing to go home with you.

Finding a 50 tucked in your couch cushions when you are down to your last 75 cents.

Finding out you are NOT the father.

All those and more fit SYMPHONY OF WIN

by madworldradio October 15, 2009

sympathy flush

When one flushes at any point during (midway through) "number two" as an attempt to reduce/diminish the overall smell.

One could request a "sympathy flush" from the individual in the adjoining stall of a restroom, should one experience an unpleasant odour. "Ummm...I think that merits/merited a sympathy flush. Dude - did you have mexican for lunch?"

by Kooky23 October 19, 2009

Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).

Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?

by butteryturd January 11, 2010