Snaps

A short joke, quick line, phrase or saying that you use frequently.

When someone uses one of my lines or jokes, without giving me credit. I tell them not to steal my snaps.

by Mysterray October 27, 2015

slapsturbation

The act of slapping your own male genitals to the point of seminal secretion

Hey man! I spent all last night participating in slapsturbation to wonderful pornography, and now my penis is shaped like a question mark!

by shimianspectre November 20, 2015

snapsterbate

When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.

"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"

by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016

Slapscratch

When scratching just doesn't get rid of the itch, a brisk slap to the affected area is often a solution.

Person 1: "Yo Tyrone, did you hear that noise? "
Person 2: "Yeah dawg, I couldn't get rid of an itch on back of my neck so I slapscratched that mofo"
Person 1: "Aw sheeeeit"

by Slapscratchallondafloor January 25, 2016

Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.

The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

Snapspot

The certain area of the screen where you can constantly tap through peoples snap chat stories

Snapspot - The certain area of the screen where you can constantly tap through peoples snap chat stories

Billy "Oh jeez it takes ages to go through these god damn stories"

Elliot " Have you tapped the snapshot yet? Gone through mine in like a second!"

by Poddy December 2, 2016

sapsin

The opposite of dank. Unfunny, or bad in general.

"Mmmmmm... that 2009 meme is really sapsin..."

by LambchopsTheCapitalist December 10, 2016