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Swag

Swag =

S ~ Secretly
W ~ weird
A ~ And
G ~ Gay

Duh
Dude : I got swag (has hat on backwards )

Me : yes , yes you do
by Mr.Cheese balls May 24, 2013
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Swag

1. Short for Swagger. The way one carries oneself.

2. Loot/merch/booty. Generally very cheap in nature, often given out at band shows or stolen off trucks (or other modes of transporting goods)
Check out all the swag I got jacking that transport truck!
by joebob998 February 26, 2011
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Swag

pronounced 'swaj'. a sweaty vagina. for some reason, kids today love them.
'whew, I just ran 4 miles. I have some serious swag going on.
by kbu77 December 31, 2012
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SWAG

Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
mugGet the SWAGmug.

SWAG

(acronym, technical jargon) "Scientific Wild-Ass Guess"

1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."

2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."

3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
If I had to offer a SWAG, it'd be the video card.
by BitOBear March 30, 2017
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Swag

Something untalented people made up to make themselves feel better. Of course it caught on and now everyone wants to be swag.
Man, that guy is swag!
Yeah, he's gonna be flipping my patties one day
by Shotsh3rry May 12, 2014
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Swag

A term used by the mafia that means stolen merchandise.it can also be a term used by the white people who ware sideways hats and say "yo" frequently. Stay away from these people.
Wise guy 1: 'ay Donnie,nice suit. Where'd ya get it?

Wise guy 2: fughedaboutit, it's swag.
by pseudonymousR August 27, 2014
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