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Stutter Step

Can be stopped with sneaky stripped soft socks
by babyyouaREAWESOME3284 November 23, 2019
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pbx sitter

A hybrid sexual position that uses the base of the cleveland steamer but interjects .5 cups of peanut butter
It's my birthday tonight, maybe my wife will let me try the pbx sitter.
by Johnson Hose June 27, 2008
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Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.
6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.
by Pimbo Slice April 20, 2009
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Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.
"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."
by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009
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Texting stutter

Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .
Are you having a little texting stutter ?
by RMFS74 October 9, 2016
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adhd stutter

When your brain thinks faster then you speak so you take a breath when your done talking you repeat the last syllable of a sentence usually triggers more often with people with ADHD
Man 1: so i mean like she decided my best friend was funnier then me so she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 2: woah woah sorry for you but you just ADHD Stuttered

Man 1: what do you mean
Man 2: you repeated the last syllable you said she broke up with me *inhales* he
Man 1: oh sorry
Man 2: now lets go get drinks its on me
by XxKonaMationSxX April 1, 2019
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virtuous-action subterfuge

Refers to a seemingly-beneficial/praiseworthy action that you perform in order to cover up a past/present transgression.
Three classic examples of a virtuous-action subterfuge would be:
(1) Pretending to be cleaning up litter along a roadside, in a park, or in some other public area, and then disposing of your bags of collected trash in a nearby dumpster; in reality, of course, you merely picked up just a very few pieces of discarded trash during periods when others were looking --- the bags of trash you're carrying are mostly YOUR OWN household garbage that you're disposing of for free in someone else's dumpster, rather than paying for your own trash-disposal.
(2) Pretending to be helpfully delivering bags of groceries to a tenant of a "wrinkle city" apartment-complex; as in Example #1, however, those bulging shopping-bags are merely still-new-looking shopping-sacks that you've carefully saved from previous grocery-shopping trips and then filled with your own trash; your confederate apartment-tenant later quietly disposes of said bags in the complex's waste-bin along with his own garbage.
(3) Pretending to be cleaning/dusting a certain area of a room, whereas in reality you are covering up the fact that you either have meddled with something you weren't supposed to touch, or currently wish to do so. By cleaning the entire area that the “off-limits” object is occupying, it would seem natural for you to move/handle the object itself in the course of your cleaning, and so no observers will think twice about your harmlessly displacing the item "just to clean around/underneath it".
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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