Natalie says to John, "I got some good status gossip. I hear your girlfriend wants to meet Julie."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
John - "How did you know that?"
Natalie - "I read it on Julie's Facebook status."
by Organically Opinionated November 05, 2009
Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
by Guitaros October 22, 2013
when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy
example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS March 24, 2011
Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.
After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.
by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010
One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
A new way to express a current status of relaxation. Any status can be expressed by replacing the first word with an adjective.
jonny: "dang dude that was some good stuff"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
chris: "Blown status!"
Jonny: "dude, lets go to a rave!"
chris: "Gay Status!"
by KEYONE22 January 20, 2011
The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.
You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.
by ninja joe777777777777777 April 15, 2011