When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
Get the Jefferson Starfishmug. Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 17, 2020
Get the Neutron Starfishmug. When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 14, 2019
Get the Deviated Starfishmug. After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
Very common to leave immediately after.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
Get the Brown starfishmug. by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022
Get the starfishmug. 1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
Get the STARFISHmug. by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022
Get the starfish sunrisemug.