squid fucking

When a male cannot get erect during sexual intercourse

Jimmy, why won't your Molly wopper solidify? Is this squid fucking? :O

by Dick muncher283 July 2, 2016

Squid Game

When you are going down on a girl and she starts squirming, causing her lips wrap around your face like tentacles.

I was going down on my Tinder date last night and she gave me the squid game.

by The Scoob October 14, 2021

Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.

Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Sales squid

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.

Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?

by klausfiend July 31, 2011

069 squid game

069 is a character from squid game. He has a wife that is 070. He hang himself after his wifes death.

069 squid game is sus

by AAKIL October 18, 2021

jigging for squid

orig. a term for squid fishing; now can mean older women pursuing younger men; derived from the use of "squid" to connote high school freshmen

Did you hear Brenda got divorced and took up with a 20 yr old? Man, she can sure jig some squid!

by mo-nina June 27, 2005

Flying Pickle Squid

A large pickle with tentacles and wings. often referred to for no reason on message boards or in class rooms to confuse the poster/speaker and leave the argument invalid.

john: Trolling is not the answer!

josh: flying pickle squid

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010