damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.

THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.

Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)

by entity2501 March 7, 2008

Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.

Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.

by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011

squib

People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.

Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.

by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008

Squap

Squap is the noise that the net makes when a basketball shot is perfect. It is a more specific type of swish. A squap is when the net moves backward in response to the ball going through the net. This is a slang or colloquial way of defining a sound and event that occurs semi-frequently in basketball. Squap can be used as a verb or a noun or an adjective. To squap is to shoot a perfect shot.

Ray Allen released the shot in game six. This was one of the most defining moments of NBA basketball. The shot travelled through the air as the crowd anticipated a miss. But he "SQUAPED"
Stephen Curry squaps on a daily basis.

by SliceNDice June 3, 2015

squib

A dud.(used as a derogatory comment)

Guy 1: He looks like a Squib.
Guy 2: Ooo burn on the Squib.

by XeroExp January 18, 2005

land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.

Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )

by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010