Squink

A word to diffuse second hand embarrassment

(in front of a large crowd)
Person one: I like *insert unrequited crush*
Person two: SQUINK

by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018

squink

verb - to complain, especially about trivial matters. (squinking)
noun - a person, especially my daughter, who is "high maintenance."
Adverb - Squinky, squinkish

v. She certainly does squink a lot.
v. If you don't stop that squinking, I don't know what I'll do!
n. He pinched her cheek and declared, "You're a cute little squink!"
adv. "Stop being so squinky!" She said to the three year old.

by Jim Hulme April 21, 2006

Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.

That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!

by Gillespe August 30, 2008

Turkey Squirt

When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...

Happy TURKEY SQUIRTing!!!

by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013

squirt n scram

Making a quick stop somewhere (usually a friends house) to take a shit and then leave right after

yo man, i hate to squirt n scram....but i gotta go, and then i gotta go

by myst1drs May 13, 2011

squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

by weird fact November 4, 2014

Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018