Spongebob

Someone in your friend group who lives super far and out of the way from every hang out. They never offer to pay for gas. They can get a licence but can't get one because they're too lazy or always forget to get their own for whatever reason. Yet they always expects their friends that can drive to pick them up whenever you get together.

Stevie is such a fucking spongebob, bro needs to get his license so that I dont have to pick him up everytime.

by FoxWitSocksLockInBox September 27, 2023

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017

SpongeBacillus

A highly disturbing SpongeBob YouTube poop video by Awful Fawful

Spongebacillus aka "sponge bacillus regularis porous existence" is a spongebob YouTube poop parody that contains of Gore, snuff (fake), nazism, bombings and more sick stuff.

"I just seen that YouTube video spongebacillus, I slowed it down and I gotta say...never again".

by Killabones August 24, 2022

Spongebob

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

Spongeboob

A yellow Spongeboob that could go in the water but doesn't get wet ;)

I went in water but didn't get wet I guess that why they call me yellow spongeboob

by MlgMinecrafter June 6, 2018

SpongeBob

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'

He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.

by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants: A yellow sponge that lives in a pinapple, submerged underwater with a pet snail, and has friends named Patrick the Pink Starfish, Sandy Cheeks the Texan Squirrel, and has a neighbor named Squidward, that is a squid. Spongebob is a cook at a fast food retseraunt called the Krusty Krab, and has a super thrift boss naed Mr. Krabs. Squidward works as the cashier at the Krust Krab. Spongebob was born by a bunch of pot heads that were huffing lemon floor cleaner and smoking grass and paper, all at the same time, and submitted their idea to Nickolodeon.

Spongebob Squarepants is the #1 kids show currently.

by Trkflolx4 May 14, 2010