Sploutaneous

Describes the feeling of doing something in the heat of the moment.

Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.

Last night I made out with Jessica, I didn’t even know I was into her. I guess I was just feeling a bit Sploutaneous.

by TheJabes March 29, 2024

Shlont

Shlont is a mix between Shlint and Kront, an evil mix. It means a black jew who likes to have shitted down underwear on.

"Indy is a fucking Shlont dude"- Edmont
"what the fuck bro ew I hate that little kront krint"- Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT

ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.

by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025

Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025

Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025

Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026