Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Seifer

The coolest asshole around.

Whoa he can throw knives while fighting a bear?! He's such a Seifer

by Scholarlyscholar October 27, 2020

Saifesque

saifesque is when a lover boy is in love beyond comprehension and sends semi nudes and vague texts

Girl 1 : I got a text from him again

Girl 2 : He doesn't leave you alone does he ?
Girl 1 : He's so saifesque

by DeJenn9 July 24, 2022

Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023

Spider-man Fever

Having the feeling, obsession, fascination and delusion of being Spiderman and/or Peter Parker after watching a Spiderman movie.

Also not limited to other Spidermen/women from the marvel multiverse

Nate and James after watching Spiderman - Across the Spiderverse

Nate - Man my uncle died just died, I hope it was a canon event.

James - Seriously dude? You have a good case of Spider-man fever.

by CasiopeaEnjoyer45 July 3, 2023

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010