spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020

Spaghetti Heady

When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)

Hey baby you wanna give me that sloppy Spaghetti Heady?

by The Spaghetti Headster April 15, 2020

Spaghetti Bitch

1. An Italian -American hooker living in New York, more specifically in the Bronx region, during the 1960's, with her workplace coincidentally being located near a Italian food restaurant joint owned by a Cosa Nostra mobster, who most of thr times, tends ti be her pimp.

2. An abstract, nonsensical phrase. It can be used to replace basically any possible word.

"Man, yesterday I went to a spaghetti bitch who had the tightest pussy. To bad her pimp started bugging me when I left."

"Spaghetti bitch, man."

by Humble Jeremiah May 15, 2020

Spaghetti Warehouse

The act of shooting uncooked spaghetti down a urethra hole and sucking it out when the heat of your cock cooks it.

''Bruh I just gave James a Spaghetti Warehouse, lets fucking go''

by NotBalor June 21, 2020

Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"

I have a spaghetti anus

by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020

Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020

spaghetti map

Someone who is trying to describe something that is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020