mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.

by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020

Shooting the bull

jerking off
taming the beast and cumming

my friends always liked shooting the bull with me on late nights.

by sashie January 24, 2009

Shooting Salad

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

by DCmonkey August 10, 2008

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013

Shooting Jokes

If some one says a story or a joke and you add onto it too late or you say something retarted you just shot the joke!

Me: Dude last night i had a dream of a alligator jerking off to a hustler.
Him: OK?
Him#2: Dude i had the same dream except it was a unicorn!
Me: Wow your great at shooting jokes!

by BoobyMaster123 July 13, 2009

shooting darts

When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.

I heard Peter is shooting darts even since I whacked him in the balls with that hammer.

by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007

shooting the brezze

talking socially without exchanging too much information

the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the brezze; I went out with my friends earlier, hanged out for a while just shooting the brezze.

by A. Ruby January 19, 2008