son of ron

A person who’s penis is so large, it only seems possible he is the son of Ron Jeremy.

Bekah: OMG you know that guy I took home from the bar last night ? His penis was at least 12 inches.

Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.

by Chinookpilot69 May 3, 2021

Heupel's Son

All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.

You better watch out for Heupel's son, word around town is he secretly sucks cocks.

by seth's dad May 8, 2021

Thicc son

A man as wide as a whale

Wow that’s a thicc son

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Sons of garmadon

A weird ass gang from ninjago , they tried resurecting the coolest ass villain ever. Also they broke the oni masks and I swear the are trying to get their asses kicked , looking at you , ultra violet.

person 1 : who is your favorite member from sons of garmadon ?

Person 2 : Propably Mr E concidering he can't talk.

by Gh0stGr1n July 12, 2022

son of a beasty

Another way to say "son of a bitch" or "son of a gun". This is a more retarded way to say it. But I guess that's beside the point.

Damn that son of a beasty!

by mackenzierules December 6, 2006

Son of a bitch

A motherfucker! God damn rat bastard asshole! Any motherfucker who votes a thumbs down to one of my definitions, or deletes one!

Something you can say when upset.

You clicked thumbs down to my definition? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

If I find the above son of a bitch, I'm going to ram my fist into his stomach, and rip out his spine!!!

My definition got deleted? Son of a bitch!

by O.G. WILLAKER December 28, 2005

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by cornholio October 11, 2003