Soiled Goods

A really pretty single mum who`s funny, intelligent and sweet. But dropped a bollock by having a mixed race child.

"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"

"bummer mate!"

by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008

disappointing size

The forerunner of fun sized chocolate bars.

Here Son, a bag of 40 dissapionting sized chocolate bars to hand out to your friends at your birthday party.

by chris carter September 9, 2004

Pint Sized

Pronunciation: \ˈpīnt-ˌsīz\
Function: adjective
Date:1936

Adj. 1. pint-sized - well below average height
pint-size, runty, sawed-off, sawn-off
jargon, lingo, patois, argot, vernacular, slang for someone's woman
pint-sized
adjective (Informal) small, little, tiny, wee, pocket-sized, miniature, diminutive, midget, teeny-weeny, teensy-weensy, pygmy or pigmy

"she's so little she's pint sized"

by pint sized carolina June 19, 2009

gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"

by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

soiler

A person who has just soiled their underwear. This term will usually replace their name for many years after.

Me: Soiler, do you remember when you crapped yourself?

Soiler: ................

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

my sized bitch

A bitch who has one or more of these traits:
1. Steals all her boyfriend's money
2. Hates everyone, but expects everyone to like her anyways
3. Very stuck up
4. Displeasing to the entire female population (this includes animals) and emits a rancid odor detectable by most
5. Gets her boyfriend way too whipped

Abbreviated: MSB

Alicia and Bethany are my sized bitches. I feel sorry for Ben and Nathan (respectively).

and

I contain no MSB

by Mr. Tap July 13, 2004