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smash your church 

an alternative for "kick you ass" or the likes. Derived from a moment in architecture studio, when one threatened to smash the model church another student had spent 12 hours making.
"Put that down or I'll smash your church!"
smash your church by BMil October 11, 2006

Smash Mouth 

An awesome band with great songs
We went to the Smash Mouth concert, it was awesome.
Smash Mouth by Eva February 25, 2004

Smash Kidz 

The term used by Bobby Budway to describe tacking people in football.
"Yo im gonna SMAAASH kidz today"
Smash Kidz by Budway November 19, 2004

smash peice 

Another name for your fuck buddy, friend with benifits, or just straight up bitch who you have hardcore sex with regularly.
Sorry i couldent come over yesterday, i was thumping my smash peice
smash peice by ~Massa~ September 7, 2006

Smash Machine 

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.
Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

Smash Hos 

Noun, plural, slang.

Two girls, or hos(plural), who simultaneously engage in coitus with two Smash Bros (see Urban Dictionary Definition); the girls may or may not be playing Super Smash Bros at the time of coitus.
Logan: Are those them two smash hos we tagged teamed the other night?
Jeremy: Damn straight! When we fucked them I got my high score on Smash Bros.
Smash Hos by Definerator December 13, 2016