also known as being a "Pulling a Simulator" or "pulling a Jake"
1) The act of always! Correcting people when they are wrong (no matter the circumstances). Pulling a "Simulator" you will always fight over the most tiny micro sized subjects. which can result with words/phrases such as "owned", "your a fag", "your gay" and my personal favorite "you like boys". (yes the usual, But being a "Simulator" is also known as being plain/old school)
2) In this stage of pulling a "simulator" has many after effects also known to the human body as the following: Being an ass, Always being right, Anger, Headache, Groin pains, and Greasy hair.
3) and the third and final stage of being a "simulator" is, If you ever you get into a fight. You cannot "hurt" the other person. So instead of punching/hitting, you insert your index and middle finger into the anus of your opponent and drive your fingers as far as they will go. after the fight is over you stare at your opponent. this counter attack is also known as "fishies", this move is very effective against straight guys.
*has no effect on women or gays*
All in all, If some one attempts pulling a "Simulator" it can be the worst thing that happens to your day
1) The act of always! Correcting people when they are wrong (no matter the circumstances). Pulling a "Simulator" you will always fight over the most tiny micro sized subjects. which can result with words/phrases such as "owned", "your a fag", "your gay" and my personal favorite "you like boys". (yes the usual, But being a "Simulator" is also known as being plain/old school)
2) In this stage of pulling a "simulator" has many after effects also known to the human body as the following: Being an ass, Always being right, Anger, Headache, Groin pains, and Greasy hair.
3) and the third and final stage of being a "simulator" is, If you ever you get into a fight. You cannot "hurt" the other person. So instead of punching/hitting, you insert your index and middle finger into the anus of your opponent and drive your fingers as far as they will go. after the fight is over you stare at your opponent. this counter attack is also known as "fishies", this move is very effective against straight guys.
*has no effect on women or gays*
All in all, If some one attempts pulling a "Simulator" it can be the worst thing that happens to your day
stage 1)
person 1:-dude hows it goign?Simulator: hahaha you spelled going wrong you faggot!
Person 1:-big deal?
Simulator:-haw haw haw you suck at spelling
Person 1:-nobdoy cares?
Simulator:-your a faggot stfu!
person 1:-your cool
Simulator:-OWNED!!!
Person 1:-yeah.. not really
Simulator:-You like boys
stage 2)
Simulator:-dude like my new pants?
Person 1:-no, they make you look like a girl
Simulator:-no there f$#!ing sweet
Person 1:-yeah if your gay
Simulator:-dude these pants are awsome, you just wish you could have them.
Person 1:-yeah I Know.. Hey i totally forgot you wanna go the the pen pub later while were wearing our new pants?
Simulator: you suck at life shut up.
Stage 3)
Person 1:-*hits the simulator*
Simulator:-stop
Person 1:-*hits simulator harder*
Simulator:-*gets into attacking mode*
Simulator:-AHHHHHHHH *like a girl*
Simulator:-*drives fingers into butt*
Person 1:-only defense is to hit and pungh as hard as they can
person 1:-dude hows it goign?Simulator: hahaha you spelled going wrong you faggot!
Person 1:-big deal?
Simulator:-haw haw haw you suck at spelling
Person 1:-nobdoy cares?
Simulator:-your a faggot stfu!
person 1:-your cool
Simulator:-OWNED!!!
Person 1:-yeah.. not really
Simulator:-You like boys
stage 2)
Simulator:-dude like my new pants?
Person 1:-no, they make you look like a girl
Simulator:-no there f$#!ing sweet
Person 1:-yeah if your gay
Simulator:-dude these pants are awsome, you just wish you could have them.
Person 1:-yeah I Know.. Hey i totally forgot you wanna go the the pen pub later while were wearing our new pants?
Simulator: you suck at life shut up.
Stage 3)
Person 1:-*hits the simulator*
Simulator:-stop
Person 1:-*hits simulator harder*
Simulator:-*gets into attacking mode*
Simulator:-AHHHHHHHH *like a girl*
Simulator:-*drives fingers into butt*
Person 1:-only defense is to hit and pungh as hard as they can
by Naulty March 16, 2008
Get the Simulator mug.Samuel is a name, its origin are from ancient Greek and Macedonia. The ancient spelling of Samuel is Samoil.
In the bible Samuel is a profit and his name roughly translates as 'He Who Listens' this is one of the namy names of Jehovah and so it can also be interchangeable with the meaning 'Name Of God'. There are many hundreds of names still in use that in ancient languages have the actual name of god in thier name and many more that can translate in another name of God. So its not exactly uncommon.
Another name of Samuel is Sammael the prince of demons, his name is interchangeable with Satan. He resides in the 7th heaven (domain of unborn souls) this is a Saturday. The angel of death. Seducer of Eve. Also described as 'God Severity'. Literally translated as 'Sam' meaning poison and 'el' meaning angel. He has also been regarded as good and evil 'as one of the greatest and one of the foulest spirits operating in heaven, on earth, and in hell'. Angels can be quite ambiguous.
In occult Sammael is one of the seven fallen angels used in communicating with various evil forces. This would either place him as a ruler of one of the days of the week or as an arch angel that rules above rules many millions of angels. There's no official hierarchy in fallen angels and none of them seem to be official formal rulers of anything. His good angel equivalent would be Cassiel, This final paragraph has been based on the occult rather than traditional angelic scripture.
In the bible Samuel is a profit and his name roughly translates as 'He Who Listens' this is one of the namy names of Jehovah and so it can also be interchangeable with the meaning 'Name Of God'. There are many hundreds of names still in use that in ancient languages have the actual name of god in thier name and many more that can translate in another name of God. So its not exactly uncommon.
Another name of Samuel is Sammael the prince of demons, his name is interchangeable with Satan. He resides in the 7th heaven (domain of unborn souls) this is a Saturday. The angel of death. Seducer of Eve. Also described as 'God Severity'. Literally translated as 'Sam' meaning poison and 'el' meaning angel. He has also been regarded as good and evil 'as one of the greatest and one of the foulest spirits operating in heaven, on earth, and in hell'. Angels can be quite ambiguous.
In occult Sammael is one of the seven fallen angels used in communicating with various evil forces. This would either place him as a ruler of one of the days of the week or as an arch angel that rules above rules many millions of angels. There's no official hierarchy in fallen angels and none of them seem to be official formal rulers of anything. His good angel equivalent would be Cassiel, This final paragraph has been based on the occult rather than traditional angelic scripture.
Oh did you know the actual historical meanings of the name Samuel, because I do They go like this BLAH BLAH BLAH etc.
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He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
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To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.
To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.
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