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Shopping Anxiety

The rush a shopper gets when overwhelmed by a large amount of ideal clothing. This can be triggered by being in a shopping center, passing a window or browsing apparel online. Symptoms may include uneven breathing, racing of the heart, shaking of the body, moist palms and/or dizziness.
Girl: "Oh my gosh. Look at this super cute top...and this pair of hot shorts...NO WAIT, these heels are to DIE for! Whew, I think I need to sit dow-oh my gosh. Swim wear is half off!"
Friend: "Shopping anxiety much?"
by KaleighRene June 15, 2011
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shit-shopping

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".
by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009
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special shopping buddy

(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.
Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.

Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010
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Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
by LowTideLow September 15, 2012
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table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
Man after sex we where table slapping
by That512life February 9, 2015
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Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
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shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.
"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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