Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.

Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"

by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012

hershey makeout sesh

When you eat far too many Hershey's Kisses in a single sitting.

Jim: You don't look so good.
Dave: Yeah man. I bought a bunch of chocolate and had a hershey makeout sesh last night. My stomach is killing me

by DWBB May 23, 2018

Session/Sesh-head

A person who typically always has the sesh on their mind, or otherwise is always at the sesh.
Another accurate representation of a sesh head is also the music video to "mad scene" by Versatile

"Yes boys we need to go on a mission to find the sesh, can't take my mind off that premium jam"
"Yes Johnnie you're such a session/Sesh-head"

by No Waste Gang January 19, 2018

Sesh

sesh litterally just means party in english slang, its often used by teenagers and when they use it they usually mean 'were gonna get pissed off wkd and echo falls at the park at 10, blasting partys underway'

'are you coming to the sesh tonight?, if you are bring the wkd'

by britishbarbie February 16, 2021

Sesh

A gathering where Alice Wilkinson is there

We are having a sesh

by Adnanite July 27, 2018