Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006

sebesta

a bitchy move followed by an unneccesary thankyou

"this home work is five minutes late, i will not except this thank you" said my teacher, "wow that was a total sebesta" I mumble

by jimlicks December 30, 2009

Seme England

A pairing in which England is the Seme.

I saw a Seme England Uke!America youtube video.

by IMAxENIGMAx January 1, 2012

Horse-semen

The clear-like liquid that comes from the bottom of a frozen burrito when you microwave it.

Here man have a burrito, I scraped the horse-semen off for you

by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015

Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Semen Receptacle

See cumdumpster

Aye she be a fine semen receptacle. (read in pirate voice)

by Semen Receptacle July 4, 2014

Semen demon

A demon that hunts for semen

Fiona is a semen demon

by G00d 0l dickin69 January 18, 2020