At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

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dog semen

A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.

How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!

by The Lake June 9, 2014

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semester

A period of time in school where almost everyone thats not too fucked in their classes begin to do everything they can to raise or maintain their grades.

Jimmy had to kiss ass and do all his work in order to pass his classes before second semester.

by Ared January 24, 2008

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