by Brostadermus May 30, 2019
A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer March 27, 2018
When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
by Clouddiver April 21, 2008
The Scratch cat is the mascot of Scratch. He can,well change stuff -_-
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is
person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
example: person1 - the scratchcat is the mascot of scratch
person 2 - lies the scratchteam is
person1 - t h e s c r a t c h t e a m i n c l u d e s t h e s c r a t c h c a t
person2 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
When you're thirteen,on the school bus,sitting with your " girl " trying to get a few scratches between them thighs,so you have something to sniff while waiting for everyone in the house to fall asleep so you can polish your carrot.
Bobby was excited to sit next to Jill on the bus today; if he's lucky he'll be able to have a Scratch&Sniff session this evening.
by MoRxSurroundedxOnS January 12, 2023
"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023
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