schedenfraude

the pleasure I get from seeing u clean the wall with a Q-tip

"ARUAHRYSIFUKAHLIRFSAIUJKAFSIUASKFHAUHSALUH schedenfraude"

by zd[p45tgb9y0oguds 7p9y6 August 28, 2023

Schmee

Noun. Plural. Personal home decor, particularly things on shelves in common areas.

None of my schmee is from Z Gallerie.

by Kazooielouie September 6, 2023

Schmee

Noun. Plural. Personal home decor, particularly things on shelves in common areas.

None of my schmee is from Z Gallerie.

by Kazooielouie September 6, 2023

Scheheradzading

woman who charms a man with her stories - keeping him from moving on

dude, move on, she's Scheheradzading you!

by unusual princess September 13, 2023

Schmee

Common slang in buckhead, atlanta for a vape pen, especially one owned by a high school student.
Can be used as a verb, or even an adjective.

Yesterday I saw Zach looking for his schmee in his car.
Drew and his friends were indulging in schmee at the party.

by nekcalf October 4, 2023

schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024

schleeg

The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.

"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."

"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."

by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024