Sam

has the biggest dick in the world. steals everyones bitches. is lit af. everyone likes him. fucking amazing at sport

fuck me sam has the biggest dick in the world

by St3ve Irwin March 25, 2019

Sam

Sam is funny, intelligent, and humorous. He's a good friend and knows how to make people laugh even during bad times. He's an amazing soccer player.

Did you see Sam at that last game

by Simboslice May 18, 2018

Sam

The act of two or more people named Sam hooking up with the same person through the course of one night

Woah! Sam and Sam Sam'd Madi last night!

by ExtremelyLargeNubblies February 23, 2013

Sam

Every type of Sam is a cunt...

Guy 1: Yo do you see sam over there
Guy 2: Yea he's a cunt

by G-M4NN June 04, 2020

Sam

A fuck boy. Cannot be trusted. Also might have a huge nose.

Boy, that asshole sure looks like a Sam!

by thetruthbringer January 10, 2015

Sam

Sam- A person, or douche bag, that refuses to believe he is flawed and may as well just go suck a fat dick and call himself a cock. The only way he gets laid is to get drunk and fuck a fat chick. Yes, this is true. Also short for, Small Ass Muncher.

Dude don't pull a Sam; That chick is fat as hell.

by A person!!! February 23, 2010

Sam

Large, bear like object, enjoys salmon, friget and enjoys taras mouth area. known to get wood over taras fine, fine body

oh man, did you see that sam bear getting horny over tara? imagine the after sex salmon they'll have

by hahahnoreally? March 04, 2009