Sausage Creature

The Sausage Creature was developed by Hunter S Thompson as a mythical creature that appears when a Cafe Motorcycle Racer goes down. I is the creature that eats our skin, breaks our bones and turns us into human sausage.

I am a cafe racer and have many times faced such a creature.

The bike flew wildly into the of a curve bearing down with the weight of speed and mass as the Sausage Creature devoured another victim.

by RDRZman August 3, 2012

Sausage and Banana Pudding

1. Gullible dipshits who look up raunchy definitions on Urban Dictionary for their own perverse pleasure
OH SNAP

Person 1: Did you see that sausage and banana pudding?
Person 2: Yeah, he just got owned.

by Metaphoricallydoinglife June 22, 2009

sausage fest

A celebration of sausages. like in vienna!

This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.

I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.

No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.

Yeah, that was good.

by djelemenopee July 18, 2009

Sausage Eggs

It started from Angry German Kid reversed video that the original video saying "Los geht's!" (English: Here we go!) and when the original video of AGK, Leopold said "SAUSAGE EGGS!" because of McDonald's "sausage egg muffin"

I watch the Angry German Kid reversed and he said "Sausage eggs!"

by jason24589 October 24, 2010

Sausage Roll

When a group of males take and enjoy the effects of ecstasy (MDMA) in the absence of females.

Steve: Dave, Jim, and I took ecstasy last weekend at my house.

Jim: Damn, what a sausage roll!

by John Connolly September 19, 2006

sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

sausage jockey

A gay man. Taken from the movie "Rock Star."

The lead singer is a closeted sausage jockey.

by Sprocket The Dog December 18, 2002