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rusty pipes

Refering to the nose of a coccaine addict. Meaning that they have snorted so much coccaine that their nasal canals *pipes* have become bloody soar tissue.
Person 1- *takes a bump* *takes another bump* *does 5 lines* * takes another bump*

Person 2- Watch out man your gunna get rusty pipes!
by Monica and Andy October 15, 2004
mugGet the rusty pipesmug.

rusty dan

When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.
Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.
by Hugh Jass Cock November 25, 2014
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Rusty Wookie

when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.
"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."
by laverna&gafiltafish June 20, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Wookiemug.

Rusty Musket

A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
by Bwana B. February 7, 2007
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rusty trombone

When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.
I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.
by Starman DV February 19, 2009
mugGet the rusty trombonemug.

Rusty McNugget

When you dip your balls in to your partners asshole then pull out and put them in their mouth.
Hey Nate what happened last night? Oh man, my girl said she was hungery so I gave here some Rusty McNuggets!!
by Harry Johnstone December 16, 2008
mugGet the Rusty McNuggetmug.

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.
Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."
by Gammasite December 28, 2007
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