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rooster up

Polite derivative of cock up, also serving to portray the usually important figures in question as bardyard animals.
The election was a complete rooster up.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.
I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.
by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018
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rooster spotting

When you write a definition on urban dictionary to get on Rooster Teeth's not so hit show "On The Spot" in the game "Cunning Linguistics".
Dude tony, I am totally rooster spotting today and it will be so funny because Jon will read it! That's so meta XD
by Sam_Antics December 1, 2016
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken
I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering
by joogness May 2, 2022
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Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac
by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024
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