Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

by ndpendent November 5, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Rocky Rooster

my really really cute tabby kitten that meows.

omg look its rocky rooster!

by RockyRooster October 10, 2011

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.

I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.

by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

rim rooster

A fourty year old female whom is out of her prime and has to keep a mans attention by licking the rim of his butthole. Aka (rim rooster)

Oh dang look at that rim rooster.

by ShoorOh dang October 27, 2018