floppy Richard

A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female

Girl: "Hey babe what's wrong?"
Mondi: "Sorry, I have a floppy Richard"

by Tyrese Da'Quavishawn May 26, 2015

Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.

Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.

by T Rev April 23, 2006

Richard Nixon

A foreplay manuver where a person places each hand (making the peace symbol) on either side of a woman's breasts, pushing them together. Then the person sticks their face in the woman's cleavage and shakes his/her head back in forth while saying, "I am not a crook." Preferably using a voice similar to Former President Richard Nixon.

Bob gave Deanna a Richard Nixon when they were fooling around one night.

by KinoSupremo September 9, 2009

Richard Le

Richard Le normally, a name fit for a man. from the last name, it's assumed that he's VIETNAMESE or maybe Chinese but Asian all the same xD, the name implies to a sexy and absolute lovable guy. he'll help you with all your problems and likewise the same. he's the best friend to almost everyone and makes your day(: if you want to have a FUN day, spend your time with a "RICHARD LE". itll be memories that you wont forget. AN Absolute PLAYER but absolute CUTE too. the best<3

What's your name, FOO?

It's Richard Le! X)

by Ms. Kay Robinson March 5, 2009

richard whiskey

Name you call someone (to their face) who is not very sharp and gets on your nerves. Richard = Dick, Whiskey = Liquor, therefore you are calling him a Dick Licker.

Melvin: Hi, I want to be your friend. I am really good at soccer and I have horrible breath too.
Brian: Hey now, richard whiskey, aren't you late for something. Scoot along now and I will talk to you later.
Melvin(thinking to himself): He really likes me. He made up a nick name for me...but what does richard whiskey mean?

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Richard's Mom

Hottest being known to mankind. Last seen with John at a Dallas Holiday Inn.

Richard's mom is teh h0tXX0rz!

by Shizzolator September 28, 2003

richard

He is from bounty hunter . All ways claims he's hard gang member but really isn't. He likes to munch on the booty. Ways to make fun of richard are Im never talking to you again in my life richard

Twinkle twinkle little richard he has a tiny penis

by pizzamuncher831 June 11, 2018